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</description><title>juan less lonely blog</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @thechosenjuan)</generator><link>http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Fun, Fun, Fun - Pharrell Williams</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_53264040025" src="http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53264040025/audio_player_iframe/thechosenjuan/tumblr_mokwloWfKU1qcnuey?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fthechosenjuan%2F53264040025%2Ftumblr_mokwloWfKU1qcnuey" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Fun, Fun, Fun&lt;/em&gt; - Pharrell Williams&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53264040025</link><guid>http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53264040025</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 03:53:48 -0400</pubDate><category>fun fun fun</category><category>pharrell williams</category><category>despicable me</category><category>tunes</category><category>this is probably my favorite pharrell song ever tbh</category></item><item><title>Super Rich Kids - Frank Ocean</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_53263835458" src="http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53263835458/audio_player_iframe/thechosenjuan/tumblr_mokwc8nqZP1qcnuey?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fthechosenjuan%2F53263835458%2Ftumblr_mokwc8nqZP1qcnuey" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Super Rich Kids&lt;/em&gt; - Frank Ocean&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53263835458</link><guid>http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53263835458</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 03:48:07 -0400</pubDate><category>super rich kids</category><category>frank ocean</category><category>channel ORANGE</category><category>tunes</category></item><item><title>thechosenjuan:

Happy - Pharrell Williams</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_53263469000" src="http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53263469000/audio_player_iframe/thechosenjuan/tumblr_mojzwo9fI01qcnuey?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fthechosenjuan%2F53263469000%2Ftumblr_mojzwo9fI01qcnuey" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53217892389/happy-pharrell-williams" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;thechosenjuan&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Happy&lt;/em&gt; - Pharrell Williams&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53263469000</link><guid>http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53263469000</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 03:38:10 -0400</pubDate><category>whyyyyyyyyyy isn't everyone talking about this song</category><category>it genuinely makes me smile so much i'm so HAPPY</category></item><item><title>drew is talking about people calling other people &amp;#8220;daddy&amp;#8221; and one time i literally lost...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;drew is talking about people calling other people &amp;#8220;daddy&amp;#8221; and one time i literally lost my boner while it was in someone else&amp;#8217;s mouth because they called me &amp;#8220;papi&amp;#8221; &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53263412648</link><guid>http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53263412648</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 03:36:36 -0400</pubDate><category>nsfw</category><category>ganon don't look</category></item><item><title>chris mello and i argue and make fun of each other practically every day but i am 100% sure that he...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;chris mello and i argue and make fun of each other practically every day but i am 100% sure that he and i could write a really great horror film together&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53263365708</link><guid>http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53263365708</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 03:35:20 -0400</pubDate><category>chrismello</category><category>whoops i'm throwing out compliments BEWARE</category></item><item><title>OLY
CAN YOU SEND ME A LINK TO YOUR
YEARBOOK TRIBUTE PAGE
WE&amp;#8217;RE GOING THROUGH YEARBOOKS AND I...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;OLY&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;CAN YOU SEND ME A LINK TO YOUR&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;YEARBOOK TRIBUTE PAGE&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;WE&amp;#8217;RE GOING THROUGH YEARBOOKS AND I CLAIMED THAT YOURS WAS THE BEST OF ALL TIME&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53262681900</link><guid>http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53262681900</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 03:17:46 -0400</pubDate><category>goodson</category></item><item><title>segoli replied to your post:   “now all i need is an effective cure for AIDS” is&amp;#8230;  
the “and a...</title><description>&lt;div class="hide_overflow"&gt;&lt;a class="username" href="http://segoli.tumblr.com/"&gt;segoli&lt;/a&gt; replied to your &lt;a class="notification_target" href="http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53262211834/now-all-i-need-is-an-effective-cure-for-aids-is"&gt;post&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="colon"&gt;:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;em&gt; &lt;a href="http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53262211834/now-all-i-need-is-an-effective-cure-for-aids-is"&gt; “now all i need is an effective cure for AIDS” is&amp;#8230; &lt;/a&gt; &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;the “and a couple billion dollars” is definitely an important part of it&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;it&amp;#8217;s just&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;so amazing&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i can&amp;#8217;t believe someone thought to write that seriously&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i wish i was that funny&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53262618479</link><guid>http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53262618479</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 03:16:10 -0400</pubDate><category>segoli</category></item><item><title>evangelion juan point oh: you will (not) amuse</title><description>&lt;p&gt;evangelion juan point oh: you will (not) amuse&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53262541707</link><guid>http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53262541707</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 03:14:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>there are people who are actually WILLING to work with me like oly and drew and justin i&amp;#8217;m...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;there are people who are actually WILLING to work with me like oly and drew and justin i&amp;#8217;m sorry but do you UNDERSTAND HOW TERRIBLE I AM&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53262388067</link><guid>http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53262388067</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 03:10:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>&amp;#8220;now all i need is an effective cure for AIDS&amp;#8221; is maybe the funniest line of dialogue...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;now all i need is an effective cure for AIDS&amp;#8221; is maybe the funniest line of dialogue i&amp;#8217;ve ever heard i&amp;#8217;m giving up my career as a comedy writer&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53262211834</link><guid>http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53262211834</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 03:06:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“most likely to” section of the yearbook holy shit i...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4ad68e7dd96b0cb78224169a140a5974/tumblr_mokud6kt2W1qcnueyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4531f0b80bb953b46a5db8447cb2da2c/tumblr_mokud6kt2W1qcnueyo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“most likely to” section of the yearbook holy shit i am wheezing&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53262183578</link><guid>http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53262183578</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 03:05:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>thechosenjuan:

DIE DILDOS STREIK BEI NACHT (Juan Barquin, 2013)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cd867b3f1f4d232ab1a4adfa13e94498/tumblr_mo5z1drnDi1qcnueyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0b65671bcd5358cb1e88df4cfef359b9/tumblr_mo5z1drnDi1qcnueyo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f2c67af518d29abdda0d261598456234/tumblr_mo5z1drnDi1qcnueyo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1478c2cb8d374fca7895aeedddd604b9/tumblr_mo5z1drnDi1qcnueyo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/47253d46664e56ef00225199026b412c/tumblr_mo5z1drnDi1qcnueyo5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e0f9cdf2d83e3e327df934f9af2f269b/tumblr_mo5z1drnDi1qcnueyo6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/633d21a4b355838b681de57d9c96724a/tumblr_mo5z1drnDi1qcnueyo7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9f29c92ec52caee0ce8215bacd846bea/tumblr_mo5z1drnDi1qcnueyo8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/32593848a944d167c5e95a49b3a286e3/tumblr_mo5z1drnDi1qcnueyo9_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/52610506825/die-dildos-streik-bei-nacht-juan-barquin-2013" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;thechosenjuan&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;DIE DILDOS STREIK BEI NACHT (Juan Barquin, 2013)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53262015111</link><guid>http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53262015111</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 03:01:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>i just realized that my sore throat isn&amp;#8217;t as bad as it was this morning and i&amp;#8217;m going to...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;i just realized that my sore throat isn&amp;#8217;t as bad as it was this morning and i&amp;#8217;m going to thank the newsroom for curing me of sickness&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;miracles happen every day&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53261847811</link><guid>http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53261847811</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 02:57:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>how was before midnight in caparison to the first two films?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/52181429764/if-theres-one-thing-thats-been-crushed-to-death"&gt;&lt;a href="http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/52181429764/if-theres-one-thing-thats-been-crushed-to-death"&gt;http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/52181429764/if-theres-one-thing-thats-been-crushed-to-death&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;perfect just like the other two&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;except where the other two were nice and bittersweet this one is VERY BITTER LITTLE SWEET&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53261650692</link><guid>http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53261650692</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 02:53:20 -0400</pubDate><category>Anonymous</category></item><item><title>Eric just showed us this from his yearbook, holy SHIT.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ebb75b4c0ac899a00ec64e495de41a93/tumblr_moktn26q5q1qcnueyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/25b0aef7febefd64136efa3dd0f7cc5f/tumblr_moktn26q5q1qcnueyo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Eric just showed us this from his yearbook, holy SHIT.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53261492934</link><guid>http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53261492934</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 02:49:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>i was talking in emma watson&amp;#8217;s accent for the bling ring for a solid half hour after the movie...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;i was talking in emma watson&amp;#8217;s accent for the bling ring for a solid half hour after the movie i am a problematic rich white girl&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53261330059</link><guid>http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53261330059</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 02:46:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>sergeiparajanov replied to your photo:   i hate 2013 (even though some of these are&amp;#8230;  
do you...</title><description>&lt;div class="hide_overflow"&gt;&lt;a class="username" href="http://sergeiparajanov.tumblr.com/"&gt;sergeiparajanov&lt;/a&gt; replied to your &lt;a class="notification_target" href="http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53261172391/i-hate-2013-even-though-some-of-these-are"&gt;photo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="colon"&gt;:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;em&gt; &lt;a href="http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53261172391/i-hate-2013-even-though-some-of-these-are"&gt; i hate 2013 (even though some of these are&amp;#8230; &lt;/a&gt; &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;do you plan on seeing Beyond the Hills?&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i&amp;#8217;ve had it since like last year i&amp;#8217;m just too lazy but yeah probably i mean there&amp;#8217;s still six months left in the year&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53261292743</link><guid>http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53261292743</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 02:45:26 -0400</pubDate><category>sergeiparajanov</category></item><item><title>stecky replied to your photo:   i hate 2013 (even though some of these are&amp;#8230;  
WHERE IS MUCH...</title><description>&lt;div class="hide_overflow"&gt;&lt;a class="username" href="http://stecky.tumblr.com/"&gt;stecky&lt;/a&gt; replied to your &lt;a class="notification_target" href="http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53261172391/i-hate-2013-even-though-some-of-these-are"&gt;photo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="colon"&gt;:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;em&gt; &lt;a href="http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53261172391/i-hate-2013-even-though-some-of-these-are"&gt; i hate 2013 (even though some of these are&amp;#8230; &lt;/a&gt; &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;WHERE IS MUCH ADO&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;IT&amp;#8217;S NOT OUT HERE YET I&amp;#8217;M SEEING IT ON FRIDAY&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;BUT LET&amp;#8217;S BE REAL IT&amp;#8217;S GOING TO BE TOP TEN WITHOUT A FUCKING QUESTION&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53261216192</link><guid>http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53261216192</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 02:43:45 -0400</pubDate><category>stecky</category></item><item><title>i hate 2013 (even though some of these are technically...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/704cf86086b33ff66bf47c4f1b3960c9/tumblr_moktbaHFYz1qcnueyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;i hate 2013 (even though some of these are technically 2012)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;this is going to be my weirdest fucking top 25 ever&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53261172391</link><guid>http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53261172391</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 02:42:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>dancing in bed to azaelia banks
how did i sink this low</title><description>&lt;p&gt;dancing in bed to azaelia banks&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;how did i sink this low&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53260856626</link><guid>http://thechosenjuan.tumblr.com/post/53260856626</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 02:35:50 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
