Posted on August 28, 2011 with 46 notes.
Earlier tonight, I was actually sitting in my jeep and the most horrifying thing happened. I had heard about a hurricane coming, but growing up in Florida, I had no worries after moving on up north. The rain and the wind was pretty rough but nothing I couldn’t handle and hadn’t dealt with before. It wasn’t until my car battery gave out in the middle of the storm that I was a bit worried. I decided to wait it out in my vehicle, no big deal. But then, in the midst of the rain in front of me - there were a few dark lights and what seemed to be stars showing up out of nowhere. It almost looked like a black hole from some movies, but it couldn’t be that! I closed my eyes and shook my head telling myself, “No, it’s not possible!” And once I opened my eyes again it was gone. But I wasn’t at all prepared for what would happen next. I heard a loud noise and a few car alarms go off. The sound of the rain and wind was nothing compared to it. I turned around to look behind me and I saw a tyrannosaurus rex, ready to come in for the kill after sensing my quick movements. I immediately ran out of the car as he already began to destroy the one next to me and I was lucky enough to run into an abandoned building across the street that I could hide in. It was only after about an hour without success at finding a meal that it ran off to find someone else and I was able to make my way a few blocks down to my house. I’m safe at home now, but I fear for the safety and lives of everyone else. Science-fiction is no longer fiction. Black holes and dinosaurs exist, and we must beware and be safe. There is a rip in the very fabric of this world and hurricane Irene is unleashing even more danger on this world. I’m only posting this to inform everyone of my horrifying experience with a t-rex tonight, not to get attention. I hope everyone stays safe and that no one suffers an untimely fate by dinosaur death.

Earlier tonight, I was actually sitting in my jeep and the most horrifying thing happened. I had heard about a hurricane coming, but growing up in Florida, I had no worries after moving on up north. The rain and the wind was pretty rough but nothing I couldn’t handle and hadn’t dealt with before. It wasn’t until my car battery gave out in the middle of the storm that I was a bit worried. I decided to wait it out in my vehicle, no big deal. But then, in the midst of the rain in front of me - there were a few dark lights and what seemed to be stars showing up out of nowhere. It almost looked like a black hole from some movies, but it couldn’t be that! I closed my eyes and shook my head telling myself, “No, it’s not possible!” And once I opened my eyes again it was gone. But I wasn’t at all prepared for what would happen next. I heard a loud noise and a few car alarms go off. The sound of the rain and wind was nothing compared to it. I turned around to look behind me and I saw a tyrannosaurus rex, ready to come in for the kill after sensing my quick movements. I immediately ran out of the car as he already began to destroy the one next to me and I was lucky enough to run into an abandoned building across the street that I could hide in. It was only after about an hour without success at finding a meal that it ran off to find someone else and I was able to make my way a few blocks down to my house. I’m safe at home now, but I fear for the safety and lives of everyone else. Science-fiction is no longer fiction. Black holes and dinosaurs exist, and we must beware and be safe. There is a rip in the very fabric of this world and hurricane Irene is unleashing even more danger on this world. I’m only posting this to inform everyone of my horrifying experience with a t-rex tonight, not to get attention. I hope everyone stays safe and that no one suffers an untimely fate by dinosaur death.

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