The Diary of a Boy Who Just wanted to be a New York Jew.
"Once upon a time, there was a Hispanic gay boy who lived in Miami. He threw on those ballet shoes and danced his life away. Just kidding. That was Billy Madison. This boy didn’t actually like that movie too much, but you know what he did love? Aaron Sorkin’s hit series The Newsroom. Just kidding again. He loved Manhattan. He loved everything about it. The city, the film, and the lifestyle that was attached to it. It was then that it hit him. He was a New York Jew trapped in a Miami Hispanic Catholic School Boy body."