in a post-magic mike release world, men’s right’s activists decide to burn down movie theaters while wearing an excessive amount of clothing and shielding their bodies from the prying and oppressive eyes of all the women that surround them and carrying signs that say “i’d rather be your husband than your sex toy” and “all i do is love you why do you friend zone me” and “not all dudes are sexy like that average joe pride” and “nice guys always finish last :(“