‎”Look at this pool, isn’t it neat? Wouldn’t you think I’d be happy this deep? Wouldn’t you think I’m the girl, the girl who has everything? Look at this grove, treasures untold. How many wonders can one backyard hold? Looking around here you’d think, sure, she’s got everything. I’ve got seashells and starfish a plenty, I’ve built sandcastles more than you know. You want new bathing suits? I’ve got plenty. But who cares? No big deal. I want more. I wanna be where the mermaids are. I wanna see, wanna see ‘em swimming. Flipping around with those - what do you call em - oh, fins! Moving your legs you don’t get too far, fins are required for swimming faster! Speeding along down those - what’s that word again? - seas! Down where they swim, down where they sing, down where they stay all day in water. Wandering free, wish I could be, part of that world!

— Lyrics for my new movie, The Little Landmaid, loosely based on a true story about a suburban princess named Raina, who makes a faustian bargain with an unscrupulous gypsy in order to become a mermaid and live under the sea.

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