Posted on February 9, 2012 with 10 notes.

oh fuck roger ebert

last year the prize for winning all 24 oscar categories was $100,000

this year you just get tickets to LA to attend the hollywood premiere of bourne fucking legacy of all dumb movies

and runner-ups used to get free mubi accounts for a while

and now it’s just a signed book WHATEVER

  1. subsidiantwelfth said: They’re making ANOTHER Bourne movie? Fuck that shit. The 3rd one ended just fine.
  2. sixseasonsandamovie said: Restricted to the US this year too…
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