kiely's friends across the country from me apparently think i'm a “”“famous”“” blogger or something which makes me guffaw because i can't imagine being even remotely interesting in any way but i mean yeah that's all guys move along now
so here’s an introduction/about me post full of testimonials because i really cannot talk about myself without getting somewhat awkward!
but first off, here’s a special message from my friend kermit the frog
"wow i’m writing about myself okay i’m twenty-one right now and i go to FIU and study english and film and i’m into dudes and dating this cutie patootie named rick and i take some ridiculous photos of myself (as seen above) and although some people find me intimidating for some reason i’m actually pretty friendly and open to talking and all that jazz so you know say hi and this is a really long run-on sentence with too many ‘ands’ to handle but i don’t really care because hemingway could do it and so can i okay that’s all.” - Me
“The best Padawan a Jedi could ask for.” - Marya
"Juan is like a Woody Allen movie: some comedy, some drama, and plenty of alcohol, sex, and art. I’m Barack Obama and I approve this message." - Kayla
"juan is the endearingly cynical brother i never had and i’m glad i have him in my life" - Jordan
"juan is a man who is in charge. when people are in danger, they dial nine-juan-juan. juan’s swag is on one million. swag to infinity." - Carl
"juan is the coolest cat on all of tumblr, he’s the bees knees" - Rikki
"chaos reigns" - Kerri
"Juan once met Michelle Williams on a plane, and she told him he was way cooler than Ryan Gosling." - Annie
"I am Juan and I am too gay to function (outside of musical theatre and homo cinema)" - Nick
"this blog is like listening to a thousand white paper cranes unfold themselves i’m drunk" - Peter
"juan is the sexiest man-stallion I have ever had the fortune of knowing.” - Zach
"Juan is actually an ant, but he is an ant who loves film so much that he uses all 6 legs to type reviews for the rest of us." - Nicole
"i’d give juan 9/10 internets with 5 of those internets coming from pure manliness" - Carrie
AND HERE’S AN ACTUAL ABOUT ME TAG

kiely's friends across the country from me apparently think i'm a “”“famous”“” blogger or something which makes me guffaw because i can't imagine being even remotely interesting in any way but i mean yeah that's all guys move along now

so here’s an introduction/about me post full of testimonials because i really cannot talk about myself without getting somewhat awkward!

but first off, here’s a special message from my friend kermit the frog

  • "wow i’m writing about myself okay i’m twenty-one right now and i go to FIU and study english and film and i’m into dudes and dating this cutie patootie named rick and i take some ridiculous photos of myself (as seen above) and although some people find me intimidating for some reason i’m actually pretty friendly and open to talking and all that jazz so you know say hi and this is a really long run-on sentence with too many ‘ands’ to handle but i don’t really care because hemingway could do it and so can i okay that’s all.” - Me
  • “The best Padawan a Jedi could ask for.” - Marya
  • "Juan is like a Woody Allen movie: some comedy, some drama, and plenty of alcohol, sex, and art. I’m Barack Obama and I approve this message." - Kayla
  • "juan is the endearingly cynical brother i never had and i’m glad i have him in my life" - Jordan
  • "juan is a man who is in charge. when people are in danger, they dial nine-juan-juan. juan’s swag is on one million. swag to infinity." - Carl
  • "juan is the coolest cat on all of tumblr, he’s the bees knees" - Rikki
  • "chaos reigns" - Kerri
  • "Juan once met Michelle Williams on a plane, and she told him he was way cooler than Ryan Gosling." - Annie
  • "I am Juan and I am too gay to function (outside of musical theatre and homo cinema)" - Nick
  • "this blog is like listening to a thousand white paper cranes unfold themselves i’m drunk" - Peter
  • "juan is the sexiest man-stallion I have ever had the fortune of knowing.” - Zach
  • "Juan is actually an ant, but he is an ant who loves film so much that he uses all 6 legs to type reviews for the rest of us." - Nicole
  • "i’d give juan 9/10 internets with 5 of those internets coming from pure manliness" - Carrie

AND HERE’S AN ACTUAL ABOUT ME TAG

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