Have you seen those pictures of grant modeling underwear?
oh my god i just googled it and oh my god
August 2012
grant morrison? more like babe babeson
tumblr updates their app to 3.0.1 in which
- making a post results in a long drawn-out fart noise that you can’t turn off until the post is uploaded
- liking a post results in deleting your blog
someone needs to write a choose your own adventure batman book because that would be really fantastic
The Walking Days of Our Lives: Now Showing on AMC
oh man i hate gift limits they are the worst especially when you have lots of them and you can’t accept them at all D:
especially when you have isotope-8’s you need to finish a quest but lol jk u can’t accept them asshole bc gift limit
oh my god i despise the tumblr app so much
July 2012
there’s a newsroom twitter and whoever runs it thinks they’re funny
that’s the cutest thing i’ve seen since aaron sorkin thought he could write a good show about the news
my olympics tag is 2/3 gay porn and 1/3 people making ridiculous faces while diving
Copacabana
John Barrowman
Copacabana - John Barrowman
Being Alive
Stephen Sondheim
Being Alive - Raúl Esparza
petition for everyone to pay for jo eric and i to live in an apartment and take trips to far away places so someone can record our lives for an all new nbc sitcom titled two gays and a gal
not one
but TWO
of my mary cherry posts have been given the blue television tag
which leads me to believe that either gwyneth or murphalurph is running it
tomorrow when i go to my boyfriend’s house i’m going to push him out of the way when he opens to door and run over to his new puppy to smooch that husky to death
what if i did a nip/tuck rewatch?
it’d be like a love watch from s1-s3
hate watch s4
a sort of disappointed because fatal attraction teddy bears watch for s5 p1
and then just hate watching everything else
YES. bitch, you was obsessed with glamazons all this time and then you do this! LAWD!
also: oh hell no this would not roll in the streets
gonna go mary cherry on that bitch’s ass
this fucking bitch oh my god they had an entire episode dedicated to making nick like you and induct you into the glamazons and now you’re just like LOL FUCK YOU I QUIT THE GLAMAZONS two episodes later and every ass in the school applauds you oh hell no this would not roll in the streets bitch glamazon is for LIFE
I’m just in love with the idea of ‘The Hobbit’ becoming Peter Jackson’s bizarre, nightmarish version of ‘Synecdoche, New York’. No one can ever leave and they have to make a new, increasingly crazy movie every year.
You’re a fucking genius.
hey peter jackson how about you go ahead and make a dead alive trilogy
So how do you feel about Anne Hathaway now that TDKR has been released? If you ask me, I kind of find her to be an incredibly underrated actress in a weird way.
Well I’m gonna be lazy and just link you back to two posts about her recently. One in which they asked what I think about her and her movies and the other in which they asked what I’d ask in an interview.
honey bunches of oh fucking hell give me another goddamn bowl of this
Your blog has turned to be like the dialogue on Being John Malkovich's dinner scene, but with every instance of "Malkovich" replaced with "Aaron Sorkin"
I wish it was that much of a fabulous nightmare.
one of my exes works at google and the other one is already a teacher and younger than me way to go juan you’re a useless twenty-one year old who does nothing with his life aside from watching television/movies and blogging :)
“I bet Ryan Murphy feels a real affinity for Kate Hudson bc his life is “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days,” except its how to lose your tv show’s quality in 10 episodes”
—Whereas Daniela is Scrappy Don’t, I am SNAPpy Doo. (via levyontv)
Why can’t my entire life be a teen dramedy from the late nineties written by Ryan Murphy?
i was in bed reading batman comics on my phone and then i just remembered some jokes made about tonight’s newsroom and started laughing hysterically and my phone fell on my face
like the real 2001: a space odyssey, each person must lend their own meaning
allowing me to have a blog is almost as much of a sick joke as allowing aaron sorkin to have a television show where he gets to write the news and i guess it’s a good thing the world’s sense of humor hasn’t gone to the doctor lately
you win the sorkin/2001/bb jokeoff i tip my hat to you
i still don’t understand what i wrote
I just imagined trying to list all mine and had a nervous breakdown (NOT BRAGGING JUST SAYING)
I can’t even imagine. I started six months ago and I’m already in too deep.
“Look Walt, I can see you’re really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over,” says HAILEE 9000, the new female robot aboard the SS Newsroom.
“I don’t fuckin’ need a fuckin’ stress pill! I’ve got meth! You think I’m scared of some tabloid sluts? Think again! I am the news!” Walt yells back, throwing some papers on the ground.
A young Aaron Sorkin awakens from his dream in a white, nicely decorated, room. We don’t know if it’s the past, the present or the future. He says only one thing.
“Breaking news: I am the future.”
With every episode of Political Animals I become convinced that Ellen Burstyn is going to break a bottle of liquor over everyone’s head.
