May 2012
Play
Florida schools switch to “Grad Race” system; only one student allowed to graduate per school per year
AND THE WINNER OF DRAG RACE IS:
Listen
This track here is not a song, nor a tune. It is a sound. A sound compiled by satanists in the early 12th century to open a door to hell to willingly given their souls to Lucifer. A sound used in 13th centure Europe during Excorisms to open the gates of hell in order to send the demon within someone back to its origins. This track is a danger to play for when it opens the gates of hell, it allows demons to enter wherever you are. Play at your own risk!!! There are certain “safe” zone where this track will not play at all and these zones are usually holy places such as churches where demons would not dare to lurk.
April 2012
don't read the soiaf books too fast because then you'll get stuck waiting 3 more years for the next one like me
I’m pretty sure GRRM is going to kick the bucket before finishing the series if he keeps working with HBO for the show adaptation. Also, I think three years is optimistic considering the last one took six years ugh. But yeah I can’t get enough of this series so I’m pretty sure I’ll end up reading them all this year because I have no self control.
This Summer is going to be dedicated to:
- Finishing Bioshock
- Playing through all of Bioshock 2
- Finishing Arkham Asylum
- Making my first official short film!!!
- Working a lot to make lots of cash (assuming I work three times a week for seven hours a day, I’ll be making like $210 a week and that’s helpful)
- Reading A Storm of Swords, A Feast for Crows, and A Dance with Dragons
So I decided to restart Bioshock and apparently I’m already back to where I left off in the story last time I tried playing. I’m doing pretty great this time around. I’m impressed.
ugh gendry put on a shirt come on
i know i normally complain about the half-nude women to half-nude men ratio on game of thrones but this is just as tactlessly done as the 1200% unnecessary lesbian sex scenes in the show
you probably shouldn’t be half-naked if you’re making swords and shit man
i have way too many favorites in a clash of kings but the top pov characters are arya catelyn and tyrion
hejkalhf oh gosh also you wanted a chibi of yourself dressed as batman without the mask
yes yes yes i have too many commissions for you
i’m still hiring you for all the chibi artwork i want in this world
i know one of them was renly/juan but i feel like i mentioned something else and i can’t remember what it was
juan/renly is my otp 4 life
GAME OF THRONES MORE LIKE GAME OF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
do you think horses get songs stuck in their heads?
it feels so nice to be ahead of the tv show now that i’m almost done with a clash of kings
well almost done is an extreme overestimate
i’m at like 71% which is a hell of a lot further than i was last week
get up on the floor
cause we’re gonna boogie oogie oogie
til you just can’t boogie no more
i’m going to a free screening of yellow submarine tomorrow night
gonna party hard get fuqd up in dis trippy movie awww yeah beatles weed 420 lds get high yellow submarine more like yellow woaoohhhhh man
hey everybody on ptp
come download the adventures of pluto nash with michelle and i
because
well i don’t actually have a good reason for this one
this is just a terrible decision
hey guys
guess what’s coming in may
i’ll tell you what
it’s disco night
I can’t be the only one who wants to see a Kesha music video directed by Terrence Malick.
whenever i take a dive into any movie-related tag on tumblr i immediately start hating myself because some of the things i find in there are just horrible
how did someone love cabin in the woods and not get the point is a better question
that’s pretty much what i was sitting here wondering
like if i have to explain the movie to you in any way, i really don’t understand how you could have enjoyed it to the max potential
yessss yesssss
yes yes yes yes yes indeed
i can make my first official short ever oh god i’m so excited
all i really need to do is borrow all the lighting equipment that my old photo club moderator had and i am 10000% set to go
I’M MAKING A SHORT HORROR FILM PEOPLE THIS IS EXCITING STUFF
So my mom and sister were originally going to give me two nights at a hotel in Orlando so I could go to Disney for my birthday, but instead I just told them to buy me this: http://photojojo.com/store/awesomeness/owle-iphone-video-rig/
And it looks like that’s going to be my late birthday present from my family! And it also means I can make my short film later this month!
I LOVE LOVE LOVED The Cabin in the Woods, but someone (it might've been you, idk) said "If you didn't like it, you obviously didn't get the point." Again, I REALLY FUCKING LOVED IT TO BALLS but what exactly is the point this person (maybe you) is talking about?
MILD SPOILER ALERTS FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVEN’T SEEN CABIN BELOW
That it’s a critique on the state of the horror film that draws from dozens upon dozens of horror films for its scenarios, and the characters are supposed to embody traditional horror archetypes even though they’re being manipulated into falling into these paths, etc etc etc. Also that it’s a horror/comedy and all that jazz.
WAIT
ROB CANTOR
FROM TALLY HALL
MADE THAT SONG OH MY GOD
Shia Labeouf
applebright | isecretlylikeonedirection | sarvel:
I searched Shia LeBeouf in soundcloud and found this.
Petition for Ke$ha to be a permanent member of The Flaming Lips and throw her solo career out the window into a volcano.
this is probably an idea he’s had
i mean that borderline cover is rock solid
now just imagine an entire album of classic madonna covers (even even maybe some new ones why not!!!) except with ke$ha working with them
i just want her to be a permanent new member of the flaming lips
is that so much to ask???
can we all harass wayne coyne on twitter to make a madonna cover album next with ke$ha and him switching between vocals on each track?
i normally don’t like cover albums but the bird and the bee covering hall and oates is just one of my absolute favorites
I Can't Go For That
The Bird & The Bee
I Can’t Go For That - The Bird & the Bee
ugh why did i agree to go to some graduation party i hate social events and all i’m going to do is sit around awkwardly on my phone or reading a book on my kindle when i could be at home watching television and writing
you know what my kindle smells like? it smells like AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sounds like it would.
It does!
does peach yogurt taste good with a banana???
it is a national crime that kristen schaal hasn’t hosted saturday night live yet
a really tough decision:
- continue playing bioshock because i’ve never actually finished the game even though i love it
- continue watching bob’s burgers because i can’t stop laughing and i am seriously loving it
