March 2012
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Pilot Season: Dane Cook to Star in NBC's Next... →
I forgot this was 2006 when being a giant douche was something people actually thought was funny.
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coenbrosbeforehos:
Films that Kristen Stewart has been good-to-great in:
Adventureland
Into the Wild
Panic Room
The Runaways
What Just Happened?
Films people reference when talking about their blind hatred for Kristen Stewart:
The Twilight films
#talented actress signs on for a bad movie #happens ALL THE TIME #does not make her less talented #just makes her rich
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February 2012
i don’t want to go to class
i just want to watch drag race
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If I ever got to host a double feature, it’d probably be Melancholia and Take Shelter back to back. I’d also offer punch mixed with rat poison on your way out.
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Here’s a fantastic line that I’m cutting from the article I’m currently writing about Best Picture snubs:
“Sitting through Shame is no easy ride, and I’m sure the ladies who have experienced the lead actors “talent” would agree with that.”
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“”Look at this pool, isn’t it neat? Wouldn’t you think...”
– Lyrics for my new movie, The Little Landmaid, loosely based on a true story about a suburban princess named Raina, who makes a faustian bargain with an unscrupulous gypsy in order to become a mermaid and live under the sea.
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
my editor and i
are talking about ryan gosling’s face
and how much we like looking at it
i’ve read that community interview three times instead of writing my article and i’ve cried so much and oh my god i just really don’t think i’d be able to handle it if that show wasn’t renewed for a fourth season
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‘Community’: Alison Brie, Yvette Nicole Brown,... →
fivebyfiving:
Community’s female stars—and one of its writers—sit down for a roundtable discussion about being a woman in comedy, the show’s legacy, slut shaming, and more.
Brown: Whether we come back or not, whatever happens, this will be a show that will be studied. There are people studying Community. The totality of this show, people will look back and go, they really...
someone just tripped on the runway and i gasped aloud and yelled
OH MY GOD NOOOOOOO
maximum gay levels
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attackofthekillerderk replied to your post: attackofthekillerderk replied to your post: Coming…
How about “They Shoulda Been Contenders: Three Unforgivable Best Picture Snubs”
I’m gonna make out with you Derek. That’s perfect.
In case anyone is interested in what I’ll be doing at the festival, here’s a short list of some of the stuff I’ll be working on and people I’ll be meeting. I’m really nervous and really excited about this right now - you don’t even know.
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attackofthekillerderk replied to your post: Coming up with titles for my articles is the bane…
I’m good at that shit. What’s it about?
I’m basically writing about three films that should have been Best Picture nominees (or winners) [Drive, Shame, Take Shelter]. One of my tentative titles is, “Simply the best, but not for the Academy.” And I don’t love it.
Coming up with titles for my articles is the bane of my existence
Hey everybody, remember that pretty cool dude I used to know named Brandon (especially you ladies in California who spent forty-eight hours of awesome with us)? Well, he’s back to blogging now right over here~
I figured I’d help him out in rekindling the fires of friendship since he’s been gone so long, so hop to it everybody.
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levyontv replied to your post: why have i taken so long to start watching…
Why indeed? It’s fabulous. Not watching Rupaul’s Drag Race (start your en-gines) is an offense that they can revoke your Gay Card over Juan.
I’ve seen like so much Project Runway though so I think that gives me access to my Gay Card. I mean, I made it up until season six with the US version and then gave up...
why have i taken so long to start watching rupaul’s drag race???
Who’s going out to dinner with the director of Red Road, Fish Tank, and Wuthering Heights in less than a week?
this motherfucker right here
At the car service place, they show a bunch of like 5-15 minute clips of different movies and right now they’re showing part of the heist from Ocean’s Eleven and I’m so pleased because I love this trilogy so much.
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mrgolightly replied to your post: after years of putting it off i’m about to watch…
hide yo chicken
muppet-madison replied to your post: after years of putting it off i’m about to watch…
MY FAVORITE COLOR IS FLUORESCENT BEIGE
muppet-madison replied to your post: after years of putting it off i’m about to watch…
BOTH OF YOU
SHOULDN’T BE MAKING ME LAUGH
WHEN...
after years of putting it off
i’m about to watch a movie that is
based on the novel push by sapphire
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