everybody is talking about the miami heat so i’m going to go ahead and bring up my perspective on such a great topic
it needs to stop being so hot
The Brandjuan reared up on its hind legs on the rubble of the recently destroyed hospital and with an almighty roar waved its two penises in the air
The internet would never be the same again
I have no words for this.
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juan I love you. let me into your relationship and I can bake for you and brandon and we’ll watch it’s always sunny and be a happy family.
I guess we could adopt you as our hilarious daughter. Brandon will be the musician, I’ll be the filmmaker, and you’ll be the artist. We’d make up the best sitcom.
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Starring: Two Gays and a Chick
I’ve almost finished two full seasons of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia in two days. I’ve also gained four stickers on getglue for it today.
Now that gofobo has become an insane site, your best shot is probably filmmetro. Just choose the city nearest to you, and you’ll be able to find some free screenings for it.
Assuming you don’t mind paying for films once they’re out though, you should just hunt on Fandango for nearby theaters that might be playing it. The smaller the town, the less luck you might have though. I hope this helps out.
So I guess I just scored four free screenings to:
- Beginners (in West Palm Beach AKA AN HOUR AND A HALF AWAY, June 9th)
- Submarine (at Miami Beach, yay 20 minutes no far away driving!, June 14th)
- Beginners (in Boca Raton AKA AN HOUR AWAY, June 15th)
Sadly, I don’t think anyone is willing to drive to Boca with me. And supposedly another Beginners is going to show up for Ft Lauderdale on June 17th, so I’ll probably be on the hunt for that soon because they never really post them on the day they say, and because it’d only be like a 30/40 minute drive compared to the others.
And I’m just going to go ahead and invite Elanor to Beginners because I know that she’ll want to go see Mélanie Laurent on the big screen more than anyone I know.
I actually haven’t seen a single Kurosawa yet and I’m sure everyone will be shocked and appalled at this fact, but I’m just lazy and I need to expand on my Japanese filmography eventually.
why would you put an akira kurosawa 25 film collection that totals out to 152GB on neutral leech for O N E D A Y?
2 weeks until i get 2 c lotr: fellowship extended edition in theaters
already bought my ticket life is good
“find the man who will go to the ends of middle earth to get you that one ring”
hey fellow LA people
friends with benefits passes
2 per person ok
don’t bother reblogging this they’ll run out soon enough
Am I about to spend $13.50 per LOTR Extended Edition to watch them in theaters?
i…that’s the most random dream ever.
with each new tyler perry film we as a society inch closer and closer to the dystopic world seen in a clockwork orange
I know this is going to sound rude, but I think it’s kind of stupid. A lot of people would disagree with me on this though. Honestly, he’s just as bad as the people who want gay people to permanently stay in the closet. He’s forcing his opinions on other people, and it’s wrong. I am personally not against saying “that’s so gay” and I do it all the time, but that’s just me and a huge chunk of gay people. It’s a 50/50 thing and nobody will ever agree and stop using the words negatively, so I think it should just be left alone. Also, thanks!
How do my dreams go from fun-filled concerts turned into children’s benefits that involve entertainment and bands and Ellen DeGeneres being awesome and giving us gifts and hanging out with us to the show ending and us falling asleep for one night and everything turning into a zombie apocalypse?
in serious im gonna marry him a d I will fight anyone who gets in ny way fyck you conservatives ansyour bullshit laws imgonna marry my boyfriend and none of you Dan stop me I’m sleepy goodnight I’ll fugnt the law tomoroe
Cgyou guys hey you guys do you west to hear a secret because IDE got a great one
you know what word never gets old?
everybody seems to be mad or something on the internet so i’m going to lighten up the mood
what do you get when?
When I say no other burger will match an In-N-Out.
I mean it.
not even the burger of my love?
DON’T MAKE ME CHOOSE
YOU MUST DECIDE BRANDON
Okay.. I’ve made up my mind. I choose..
Of course I picked you, Juan. What, are you crazy or something? :3
I guess I downloaded all of Clone High and the first two seasons of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. And I have three seasons of Seinfeld on DVD.
I think June is going to be television month instead of movie madness.