December 2011
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Watchlast one i promise
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Watchmaybe i lied about that being my last video of the year because this one is even better
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Watchdon’t judge me
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the best idea i've ever had:
i’m not downloading every single r kelly album right now
you can’t prove it
lifeiscinemaaa:
The only thing I want in 2012 is for the remaining 32 chapters of Trapped in the Closet to be funded, filmed, and available to watch.
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Liam Neeson: A Study in the Last Decade
Gangs of New York - great choice!
Love Actually - you were wonderful!
Kinsey - i’ve heard great things!
Kingdom of Heaven - not bad!
Batman Begins - awesome!
Breakfast on Pluto - still good!
The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe - so you’re voicing a lion now
Taken - oh…
Prince Caspian - voicing a lion again!
The Other Man -...
and now for a segment of JUAN DOES MATH!!!!!
if we pretend that each film i saw this year was approx 90 minutes in length
and i saw 730 films
that makes up 65700 minutes
which translates to 1095 hours
which would be over 45 full days
and that’s how much time i spent watching movies this year
i don’t even want to think about adding television to that
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kindlesong:
what happens when Juan watches the last movie. what happens then
laughinghieroglyphic:
People who still play the game and care about losing it.
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Anonymous asked: Let's see a pic of the new guy
2012 or: how i stopped learned to stop worrying and love the end of the world
people who don’t think nic cage is a good actor are the worst kind of people and should be put to death immediately
i really can’t complain much about my 2011
took some film classes
started writing for yam magazine
met my boyfriend at the time in person for the first time
met all of my great friends over at california
took more film classes
got dumped
got a job as paid film critic
continued writing my screenplay
saw over 700 movies
met a great guy
blogged a lot
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what is it with trailers these days and fading to black every three seconds?
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Anonymous asked: favorite david fincher films in order GO
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i just looked through the missing e tag and i suddenly starting coughing up blood! coincidence??? i think not!
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omg so erlier today i installed the missing e hack after tumblr told me about it because lol their dumb n i was hoping it wuld be really cool but no!!! it gave me a virus!!! look i even took a picture of it because im really scared im gonna loose all my stuff!
i shud have listened to david karp :(
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my mom brought up politics at the dinner table today and when she asked me why i was going to vote for obama this year and i said, “well the republican candidates are the worst human beings in existence and obama has a mug with his birth certificate on it so that sort of won me over.”
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ilona and hunter parrish just became my otp
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alexandrumitroi answered your question: If you’ve been counting your films this year, I’ve…
If you review films for a living, 500 ok. But otherwise 500 a year is waste of time. You learn nothing.
I…disagree? I mean, I technically don’t consider my job as a film critic “for a living” seeing as I’ve only done about 40-50 or so this year and I haven’t been...
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Watch
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If you’ve been counting your films this year, I’ve got a few questions.
What was your goal of new-to-me films this year?
How many did you end up watching?
What’s your goal for next year?
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Ti West asks the Internet not to pirate his movie →
“The Innkeepers,” the new horror film from “The House of the Devil” director Ti West, will be available on video on demand starting tomorrow (it opens in theaters on February 3). Read this letter from West explaining why you shouldn’t torrent his latest film and why you should pay for independent films.
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i miss rick
i wanna cuddle with him
it’s only been like 24 hours ugh
some days he looks just like adam scott and it’s amusing to me because we’ll talk about batman and i’ll just start giggling because it’s like he’s ben wyatt but not really at all whatever leave me alone i’m dumb and i like a boy
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