October 2011
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this is basically what my life as a single man boils down to
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joanieholloway replied to your post: i didn’t post this earlier today when it was still…
i wish i had a penis so i could seduce you juanito
erin you already seduced me in may with your ravishing self
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You know what’s great though - realizing that life moves on after things go downhill in a relationship. Taking some time for yourself (whether willingly or not) really makes you think about your own life and how you can fix things up to focus on your own flaws. Regardless of how much you’re hurt - and how often those memories might come back to you later on - you just have to take the...
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nowaitninjas:
what if real life was like the sims and you could go up to someone cute and just hit a button that said “flirt” repeatedly until they finally had sex with you
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I wonder where I could find a clear raincoat with a hood in just under 20 hours.
i’ve been listening to the 30 rock soundtrack for the last hour or so and now i just have the christopher cross liz lemon theme and i can’t stop
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Anonymous asked: Any good porn movies?
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i’ve been talking with a guy on okcupid for a little while now and we’re discussing the muppets and this is just great
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i’m going to orlando from thursday to sunday!!!
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why did the boat full of pencils sink?
it was full of lead
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chris evans is ruining my life
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It’s funny how Brit Marling never stood out to me when she was on Community, but now that I’ve seen Another Earth I have the biggest crush on her.
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Another Earth.
slippinghusband:
This one affected me in quite an interesting and unique way. Through a lot of the film I kept thinking that they set it up with this huge concept and then turn it into a contained character drama, and I was thinking that was a flaw. I became so immediately interested in Earth Two and the ramifications of something like that, it was hard for me to care enough about the...
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Somebody give me $10 so that I can just watch Melancholia in HD already, please and thank you.
oh no
my power went out
and my laptop has under an hour left
and my phone is at 40%
and i won’t be able to do anything like talk with people or watch more movies or watch more homeland
oh no
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I have returned home and it is now time to watch a few movies! For starters, Larry Crowne which seems pretty darn mediocre but oh well! And maybe later I’ll score some online company for Another Earth or just watch alone.