particleparades: how am i going to face wayne at the show michelle is going to be there most likely im going to have to hold back the “hi! i’m meysell i’ve seen your wife’s tits.” you and i both
I like sex, movies, and I can cook. How am I still single?
particleparades: i ran juan’s voice through a...
creativehughorror1 asked: I don't even know what to say anymore after having clicked that audio. Do I regret it? I'm not really sure.
flanintheface: themanintheironmask: ...
carboxylic: Juan is vehemently defending Madonna and yet I am the gayer one Because, I don’t care whether or not you like her, everything that I’m saying is fact and, honestly, it’s ignorant to not realize that Madonna is actually still relevant to this day in the music world and will continue being so for quite a while longer You were posting dick molds Nick. Dick molds.
Ok..Madonna. Get. Your. Whack. Ass. Outta. Here.
longshadow: jujubarnes: comeonvogue: terminallychll:longshadow:rosaleehjasson: Only thing you ever did right was Like A Virgin, Vogue, Express Yourself, Alex Rodriguez, and Lourdes. Go……….do something with your sorry life. For real though. Who buys her albums? Last I remember her old saggy ass was rolling around some dance studio in a random music video years ago. but confessions was...
I’m listening to an Enrique Iglesias song right now and it’s just so unspectacular
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1 Adult ticket(s) to: The Social Network (PG-13)
I am sorry but I don’t care if you’re a guy or a girl or how feminine you fucking are, you should not need someone to hold your hand through every little thing and you should be able to defend yourself to some extent within a fight, it’s not that fucking hard.
I am an extremely vicious homosexual, goddamn, I could fuck a bitch up in a fist fight, you don’t even KNOW.
prokaryotes: just because you’re gay doesn’t mean you need to be a pussy
Ok..Madonna. Get. Your. Whack. Ass. Outta. Here.
comeonvogue: terminallychll:longshadow:rosaleehjasson: Only thing you ever did right was Like A Virgin, Vogue, Express Yourself, Alex Rodriguez, and Lourdes. Go……….do something with your sorry life. For real though. Who buys her albums? Last I remember her old saggy ass was rolling around some dance studio in a random music video years ago. but confessions was such a great albummmm hard...
Nick is posting dick molds on his blog. And you all called me the gayest gay? REALLY?
Why it's time to stop paying attention to Lady... →
Two of the comments in this article seriously stuck out to me, especially after watching one of the videos with two songs she wrote long before she was known as Gaga. “She’s just like a less refined, less smoky Norah Jones mixed with, like, if Christina Aguiliera had a little sister that was never given voice lessons.” She is exactly one part Madonna and one part Marilyn...
I was also blushing and giggling to myself whilst the class analyzed the way I recited John Keats’ poetry. It was slightly embarrassing even though they all complimented me and oh gosh it was like a smörgåsbord of compliments god that was nice.
I love the fact that I was complimented on how I recite poetry. God you don’t even know how nice that is to hear.
Should I watch The Producers for the 5,000,000th time?
Ideas for lyrics to bring to class on Tuesday (poetry/lyrics): BaBopByeYa - Janelle Monáe Frozen - Madonna Rabbit Heart (Raise It Up) - Florence + The Machine Dreams - Fleetwood Mac Both Sides Now - Joni Mitchell Risqué songs that I want to take, but I probably wouldn’t be able to: Sex Karma - of Montreal Erotica - Madonna Springtime For Hitler - Mel Brooks (The Producers) ...
Sade is going on a global tour and Ft. Lauderdale is in the additional dates being announced soon. I am going to cry of joy. I have been waiting years for a chance to listen to this womans voice live.
I was actually considering taking the lyrics to Sex Karma for poetry discussion. I wonder how that would go.
oh my god so in class today we were bringing up random poetry and i mentioned John Keats and was praised upon my marvelous poetry reading and then two people chose Shakespeare (ugh) and then he was flipping through the book to find something that was a “”“strange”“” style and I was basically thinking ‘not ee cummings not ee cummings’ and then he...
Totally jamming to the theme from Shaft right now in my car
None of his poems or love letters to Fanny Brawne are in my literature book and it makes me a sad man because those are my favorites ):
Ehehehe I’m going to talk about John Keats in class today :)
Watching My Big Fat Greek Wedding and wow this is my L I F E I can see my future so clearly now
Also, in my last Approaches to Literature class, my professor put up a random fake synopsis on the board, and it said it was a story written by Ray Liotta and I sat there with a bewildered look on my face because I was like, “Um, wait, Ray Liotta is an actor, what is going on here?” And then he told us it was fake and a joke and I was like oh. And I thought of sarahptor because of her...
So tomorrow for my Approaches to Literature class, we had an assignment which was to choose or think about which poet we’re going to focus our second paper on, and I swear to god, I grabbed my book and I said, “If John Keats is not in this, I will kill myself.” He ended up having three poems inside of the book, which means I can focus my entire paper on John Keats and oh my god...
Downloading Blade Runner: Final Cut so I can finally watch it.
All the Macaulay Culkin and Mandy Moore on my dashboard makes me want to really watch Saved! But my DVD got stolen a few months ago :)
The Nicest Kids In Town (Hairspray) // Sung by me
If Carolyn is still awake I will sing something from Hairspray.
Why am I listening and singing along to Hairspray?
Lady In Red // Chris De Burgh
-carolynsays replied to your post: ofcaesar replied to your post: ofcaesar:… he’s also underage juan :0) WATCH FOR CHRIS HANSEN. facts of life: 1) brandon is a sweetheart and really really talented. 2) juan holds a piece of my heart and one day we will dance in a really gay club together 1) excuse me the law in florida means i can wreck his young body as much as i’d like (you know, if...
ofcaesar replied to your post: ofcaesar: -carolynsays: jujubarnes: Hey I… I am taken. But I’ve lurked your blog (as if that doesn’t sound creepy enough) and I thought it was pretty kwality. Plus, if Carolyn follows you, you must be pretty awesome. Haha, yes, I did some mild lurking myself which is how I knew you were taken and y’all make an adorable couple. And I’m not the...
ofcaesar: -carolynsays: jujubarnes: Hey I just hit 800 followers. I should congratulate this person with a follow. Done. Congrats ofceaser omg yay! :D HE’S A GOOD GUY. :D Oh my god, I feel so special right now :3 Hey you’re attractive too and you’re actually male, which might have helped the decision making (or fully influenced it and I’m just making excuses), but...
I could honestly care less about Andrew Garfield. He’s a decent actor, but I don’t find him attractive at all to me. I can see why people would like him, but I don’t care.