December 2010
I’m actually kind of impressed with tonight’s Glee. It’s like every single second of character development that should have happened throughout the second season just happened right now.
fivebyfiving asked: hi hi hi idk if you read my post about this but MY GRANDMA AND AUNT TOTALLY MET REAL LIFE ARON RALSTON.
I just saw Winona in a clip from Black Swan and I just sat here and said, “Holy shit, I forgot you were in this. Wow you have not aged a day.”
She looks so freaking young, especially for her age. I’m just so impressed right now.
Anonymous asked: Hey! Thought you'd maybe like to check out these 8 minutes of black swan.
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Watch-8-Haunting-Minutes-Of-Black-Swan-21944.html
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Watch-8-Haunting-Minutes-Of-Black-Swan-21944.html
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I’m honestly just torn between leaving my score for 127 Hours at a 9/10 or upping it to 10/10 because I was just so fucking impressed, and I could write forever about the cycle of emotions I went through during that movie but I wanted to keep my review as short as possible. But seriously, I’m pretty sure this is the best Danny Boyle film I’ve ever seen, and even though I’ve...
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November 2010
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Did my friend Claudia and I get the last four tickets of Black Swan available for Miami?
Possibly.
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i’ll give you all the free screening website if you watch gigli
man what do i want more 127 hours or glee
lol is that even a question fuck glee i’m going to stare at james franco
Anonymous asked: i live near you.
i am going to stalk you at aventura mall for black swan.
watch out.
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i am going to stalk you at aventura mall for black swan.
watch out.
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mayormccheesee-deactivated20110 asked: i'm gonna make you watch gigli while being waterboarded
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Check when Black Swan releases for you! →
Sadly, I’m forced to wait extra weeks until the 17th, but I’m getting a free screening pass for the 13th at Aventura mall for 7:30PM, so if anyone of the Miama kids are interested in going with me, I’d gladly give them a ride assuming they’re willing to chip in some gas money for pick-up’s.
fuckyeahforest-deactivated20110 asked: So, how was Gigli?
katievonblondie asked: http://content.foxsearchlight.com/inside/node/4629
Not sure if you've seen this but it says which dates Black Swan is opening in which theaters/cities. I think FL isn't until Dec17th. :(
Not sure if you've seen this but it says which dates Black Swan is opening in which theaters/cities. I think FL isn't until Dec17th. :(
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juan: yeah i think i'm going to sleep
rikki: ok i'm going to sleep and hope to god i don't dream of gigli
juan: or at least try not to spiral down into the black abyss that is jlos ass
rikki: ok foosnifrh juan oh no ugh goodnight** dont let ben affleck make you go straight because he has the power to make people do that
The first thing I’m going to do when I walk into my Literature class tomorrow is ask my teacher (who also teaches two of the film classes I’ll be taking soon) about his opinion of Gigli.
“Sandra Bullock appeared at the 30th Golden Raspberry Awards to get her Worst Actress and Worst Screen Couple awards for All About Steve. Bullock won the Best Actress Academy Award the next night for The Blind Side.”
god obviously hates me for letting things like this happen
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i’m forcing rikki to watch love actually soon :)
Imagine a Gotham City where everyone did what the Joker told them to do and there was no Batman.
That is basically the relationship between Alicia and I.
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am i a bad person for convincing people to watch gigli?
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rikki: god i'm trying to watch this and i can't i just feel...hollow
juan: omg i know i understand ok so do i just feel empty inside and i'm laughing at everything but i really am on the verge of tears
rikki: so am i my mom is trying to talk to me and i'm like whispering and it's all monotone oh no
juan: inside my heart is breaking my make-up may be flaking but my smi ---- oh god no i can't even sing moulin rouge i want to die
rikki: i can't go on
morsmordere:
ben affleck: makin’ lesbians hop the fence since 1972
gobble gobble ;)
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new insult for anyone interested in film:
“you probably liked gigli”
LAY SOME OF THAT SWEET HETEROLINGUS ON ME
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
I’VE MADE MY MISTAKES
Anonymous asked: is that the new golden sun?
THE MOUTH IS THE TWIN SISTER OF THE VAGINA
WHY DOES THIS MOVIE EXIST
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
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reblog if suckmydick.com
Fuck all of you. I’m the sultan of slick.
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Godspeed
Gianna: Did you really just salute your computer and say Godspeed?
Me: Rikki and Juan are watching Gigli.
Gianna: Best of luck Rikki and Juan, best of luck.
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east-west-love:
I’m fairly certain that nothing I post will be as adorable as Juan’s last post.. but I don’t care. Being with Juan for this past month has been amazing. It’s absolutely wonderful being with someone as loving and caring and loyal as him. Truth be told I don’t feel like I deserve him at times. But I love him with everything I’ve got and that’s the truth. So baby, Happy Anniversary,...
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tmi tuesday
i could really use some dick right now
brandon where u at bb let’s DO THIS