I’m going to be a high class gay right now and by that I mean I’m just going to pick up McDonald’s because I’m being ironic. Get it? High class people don’t believe in fast food. Or something. This joke is fizzling quickly.
Apparently the cute floral print shirts sold out two weeks ago in store I hate my gay life
Oh man there’s no press allowed at today’s happy hour for some reason. That sucks. My entire plan today vaguely depended on that.
should i wear my twin peaks sweater tomorrow i think i might since i’m just going to see ti west at night and no one’s gonna be around for the immigrant and i feel like he’d appreciate it???
I can’t believe Lady Gaga, Nicki Minaj and Kyary Pyamu Pyamu knew the truth about life fibers the whole time
recorded a song today over the instrumental of “new world symphony” by sayonara ponytail aka the ending credits theme of kill la kill
Dessert nirvana: cupcakes with coffee Patron injections. #MiamiFF @miamifilm
this was the most important thing in the world to me